The Spring Breakers actress is bracing herself for her newest role: one MORE lonely girl this Christmas.

Selena Gomez has opened up about her holiday plans this year. Unfortunately, it reads more like an entry in Bridget Jones’ Diary, rather than a Hallmark made-for-TV romance…

When quizzed on whether or not she’ll be sharing in the Yuletide spirit with Justin Bieber by Entertainment Tonight, Selena admitted defeat…

“No, no—that'll just be me this year," she told the entertainment news source.

So, to make up for not being with Justin, she’ll totally be pulling a rage cage marathon in a city that promotes sin as law like Vegas, right? Actually, no…

“I'm gonna go home. I want to go home, and sleep and eat a lot of food with my grandparents … It’ll be awesome,” she added.

But, what Selener didn’t realize is that her totally “awesome” holiday plans, could also serve as symptoms to diagnosis depression. In other words, spoken like a true girl that just got dumped by a super rich, super famous, and super ripped boyfriend.

Meanwhile—because conflicting stories are just super fun—People mag is reporting that Justin and Selena could be on the road to relationship recovery.

According to the new report, Justin and Selena shared a meal together at Asellina in NYC on Tuesday night, where they kissed and left hand-in-hand.

"At first they were quietly talking and then they started kissing. They were smiling, definitely seemed happy!" a source said, adding, “they weren't fighting.”

Along with himself, Justin treated his (ex)girlfriend to an assortment of Italian treats: ravioli, truffle fries, margarita pizza and calamari…

So, lonely or not, at least the girl’s well fed.

Matthew McConaughey isn't the only Hollywood hunk who is good at starving!

Jared Leto dropped a dramatic amount of weight to play a transexual in the upcoming film "Dallas Buyer's Club," and now he's showing off his emaciated body by posing for photographer pal Terry Richardson.

The actor is wasting away, and it's all thanks to fasting! The My So Called Life star revealed he hasn't eaten a thing in almost a month!

We can't believe he has the energy to do anything with no food for fuel!

To complete his transformation, the 40-year-old shaved his eyebrows off, presumably to draw ones on and appear more feminine.

Yikes!

Do you think Jared Leto is too skinny?

Ben Affleck covers Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer of the Year issue, and not surprisingly, the Argo actor/director has been honored with the title this year.

Despite the critical and commercial success of the film, Ben had his doubts before it hit theaters. "I had very low expectations for Argo‘s performance," he tells EW. "I just hoped that over time people would find the movie. Also, being at a place in my life and my career where I know what I’m trying to do, it’s different than being 26. When you’re younger and have the early success that I had — it sounds like the worst Hallmark cliche — but I didn’t have anyone to share it with. I don’t mean I wanted someone to sit by the fire with. But when you have a family and children, you kind of see yourself reflected in them. I want to make the kinds of movies that my kids are proud of. I have higher standards, in a way, for them.”

So what about the shaggy hair and beard he sported for the film? It definitely wasn't hit with his family! “My wife [Jennifer Garner] is a very polite and kind woman. She and the kids did not like the beard. It had an exposed wire vibe. It was hated in my home.”

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It was only a matter of time before ex “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen (who we can only imagine is sitting back with a tub of Jiffy Pop watching the show explode in Chuck Lorre’s face) spoke up about the recent shenanigans surrounding Angus T. Jones’ pleas for viewers to stop tuning in to the sitcom.

In a recent statement that Sheen gave to People magazine, he relayed his thoughts that the long running CBS series was the victim of a hex by some unknown higher power.

His exact words—because, let’s face it, Charlie Sheen is a dish best served unfiltered—were:

“With Angus's Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed.”

The “Anger Management” actor was referring to a San Diego-based UFO religion called Heaven’s Gate that famously was linked to a 39-member group suicide in 1997.

As we previously reported, Jones, a now born again member of the Forerunnner Christian Church, publically denounced “TAHM” as “filth” in an online video, telling audiences to save their brains and souls, and stop watching.

“If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here,” he says in the clip. “I don't want to be contributing to the enemy's plan…You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't.”

The stunt has left the 19-year-old’s $350K an episode future on the show very much up in the air…

Charlie—as you likely recall, unless you’re Charlie Sheen himself—was also subject to a high profile exit from the sitcom in 2011 after volatile back-and-forths with Lorre and a very public breakdown.