Kids, I'm begging you!! Please don't do drugs.
The 39-year-old funnyman has announced he's exiting stage left and retiring from stand-up comedy.
The unexpected news comes after Williams was arrested Sunday in Seattle following a bar fight.
If Williams has reached the burnout stage, it's not hard to see why. "I'm just gonna go ahead and announce my retirement from stand-up. I'm kinda done," the comedian told local station Komo 4 News. "I've discussed it with my kids, I wasn't gonna do in the middle of a Seattle street, I was going to go to Los Angeles and do it in the offices of ICM or LiveNation."
Williams has had several run-ins with the law over the past six years, let alone the last couple of months, in addition to several aborted performances.
On Oct. 17, the Friday After Next star was taken into custody by Los Angeles police and detained on a gun violation but no charges were filed and he was released. A few weeks later Williams was collared on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly hitting an 18-year-old man on the head with a bottle.
And this weekend, the comic got into a heated altercation with a patron at a Lake Union bar and allegedly flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman. For that disturbance, he spent a night in King County Jail.
Hours after getting out of the clink, Williams told Seattlepi.com he was kicked out of the Courtyard Marriot hotel, though he did not provide an explanation. He also showed off some bloody knuckles and said his knee was "busted up."
But that's not all. According to Seattle's Finest, Katt was a no-show at his Thursday night gig at the Paramount Theater and following Friday's set, three fans claimed he attacked them after they tried to snap a picture with him.
Barbara Palvin received threats from Justin Bieber fans after she was spotted hanging with the Biebs on Nov. 8. The Hungarian model, 19, tweeted that she had nothing to do with the reported breakup of the Biebs and Selena Gomez that followed, but a new video shows that the two were pretty chummy backstage at theVictoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
In the new video, supermodels like Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson, Miranda Kerr and more lip sync Bieber’s hit song, “Beauty & A Beat.” The models are all super flirty with Bieber, blowing kisses and dancing with him! He seems to be having the time of his life!
You can watch his live performance during the fashion show when it airs on December 4 at 10pm on CBS.
Barbara first tweeted about her rumored romance with Justin, 18, on Nov. 9 saying, “hey everyone. please calm down. he is all yours!! :) please :)”
She then tweeted on Nov. 10, “Last time im saying it. please calm down.there is nothing going on w him.i met him and did a pic w him. wouldnt u do the same?:)”
She had originally tweeted a pic with Justin after the taping on the show on Nov. 7, which caused fans to question whether Jelena was over. The two were seen seeing The Lion King on Broadwayand we told you that it was a very real date. Selena even tweeted her frustration when she found out.
Watch the sexy video right here: