Let me preface this post with a disclaimer: When I refer to Taylor Swift as "The Professional Ex-Girlfriend," I mean it with the utmost sincerity.
Now...where were we? Oh yeah, the Brit Awards (the UK version of the Grammys) happened last night and to be honest, I don't really care who won because the cool stuff always happens AFTER these awards shows.
Exhibit A: Professional Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift..Here she is with some guy named Jordin Stephens. He's one half of a hip-hop duo called Rizzle Kicks---yeah, I, too, have never heard of them. But why do I get the feeling that Jordin's about to be famous here in the USA and it will have nothing to do with a new Rizzle Kicks single? Hmmmm...anyway, until I start playing these guys on KRBE, I'll refer to Jordin as "Taylor's future ex-boyfriend." They do look like they're having fun, though.
And Exhibit B: Harry Styles. What did HE do after the Brits? He hung was drunk...on the radio...with a DJ. Aaaand at the end of it all, he looked like this.
Had I known this was going to happen, I would have overnighted a bowl of menudo to help him with the hangover that he probably woke up with.
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